Bailey: I am 4 years old, my friends tease me a lot and call me a Mama’s boy, I don’t know what their problem is. I mean what is so wrong with loving my Mama? I went to puppy obedience class and agility class, I loved them. The teachers thought I might have ADD.. I am just really friendly and want to socialize with my classmates. My hobbies include going for walks, going to the beach, and play fetch. I love to make people smile and my goal is to become a Therapy Dog one day. I love to cuddle with my Mama and watch TV with her in the evenings. My favorite toy is called Bear Bear. Last year, I travelled all over the East Coast to go Dragon Boat Racing with my Mama. Some of her teammates kept taking me for walks around the race site, as they said I was quite a “chick magnet”, whatever that meant.. I didn’t really see any chickens..but I didn’t want to point that out and ruin their fun. I also found out from my travels that I am not a big fan of camping.
Colby: I am 6 years old and I am a cat. I grew up with kitty cats, I love them, if you don’t believe me, give me a Greenie and I will meow for you. I am very smart, some people think I am dramatic, I don’t agree, I just like to express myself. They call me stubborn, I call it personality. I am a strong believer in energy conservation, my own energy. Humans keep wanting to take me out for “walks”, those walks serve no purpose whatsoever, we go round and round, I am exhausted and we end up at the same place where we started 30 minutes ago, so what was the point? Have they not heard of cars? Plus I don’t see them taking the other kitty cats out for walks, why pick on me? My favorite past time is eat, sunbathe, go for rides, roll around in the sand or snow, and taking naps. I don’t particularly like dogs. And I am a boy, so please stop referring me as a “she”, and no I am not pregnant, just pleasantly plump.
Annie: I am 8 years old. My hobbies include bird watching, being carried around, chewing on plastic bags (don’t tell my mom), napping with my Jeremy, and terrorizing Lucy. I am very laid back in nature, nothing phases me, and I am very persistent. I am extremely good at begging for food, squirting me with a water bottle is not going to drive me away especially if you are having lobster. If I touch your food with my paw, you better give it to me, cos I just claimed it. I am a hippie at heart and refuse to wear any collars. My favorite toy is Mimi. Don’t ever say “it’s none of your business” to my face, everything is my business. I am the Queen of the house. I am originally from Michigan, Go Wolverine!!!!
Jeremy: I am 6 years old. I am very handsome, well built, gentle, sweet, shy and flirtatious. I like to show my affection by touching your face, my friends think I am quite a casanova, but deep down, I only have eyes for Annie, she is my love. Sometimes she chases me around and beat me up when she is in a bad mood. I don’t mind, I am very attracted to strong women. I don’t like to talk too much about myself, so that’s it for now.
Lucy: A lady always keep her age to herself. I am a princess, I love getting new collars and being combed. My best feature are my big round eyes. Suitors leave me presents outside my house all the time. I don’t have time for them though. People tell me I have a very sweet meow.. I am very girlie and very caring. I don’t particularly care for Annie, she is a punk and a brut. If I could get a restraining order in court for her, I would. My biggest adventure so far, I went outside the house once on a leash, it is not my thing.
